Introducing...Recovery! The New Plan for Life!

I got to thinking the other day:  What would it look like to take a weight loss ad and turn it around to a recovery ad?  Let me try that!

Before I get to that though, let me say that googling "Weight Loss Ad" to get some good lines to work from was horrifying in and of itself, and is sure to produce some nice ads about me losing weight.  That's ok, because all my recovery, anti-ED stuff seems to do the same thing.

In any event...

Introducing: Recovery!  The new plan for life!

Gain pounds of confidence per day!

Save money on America's hottest recovery plan.  You won't want to miss out on all we have to offer!

Advanced for men & women - the Recovery Program.  Don't be fooled by those other ads...this one really works.  With the Recovery Program, you can:

- Melt away your insecurities and struggles.

- Reset yourself for a positive future.

- Get recovered and stay recovered - for LIFE

Just get a listen to what these people have to say!

- I gained pounds and sizes in about a few years time and I reset my metabolism, energy levels and happiness.  It was unbelievable at first, this new body of mine, but then I started to believe it.  This is me!  It's amazing this thing... recovery.  I never thought I could achieve this looking back.  Recovery will change your life and your struggles will literally be on the back burner.

-  I used to hide, and be so scared.  I would avoid social situations and I would never be caught on the beach.  Now, with the Recovery Program, I do all these things - and more!  I never realized what I was missing out on until I chose recovery.  Now my life is full of friends, fun and joy.  Thanks, Recovery!

-  I've gone up [ ] size[s] and I didn't think it was possible.  I did it and I feel better than ever!  I can chase my kids around the living room without feeling lightheaded - I actually feel that I am a better parent after finding Recovery.  I can stay awake at work longer and concentrate more on what's at hand now that Recovery makes it easy for me to do so.  Who knew Recovery would affect all aspects of my life in a positive way, not just me.

-  I tried it all.  When I wanted to stop restricting, I thought binging might be the way to go.  But that never worked either and I'd be right back to where I was.  When I heard about Recovery, and the people who tried this, I started to find some hope but I was still very skeptical.  Let me tell you: old habits are hard to break but once I got the hang of it, I started to like it... I mean, I never thought this plan work, let alone me liking it but...here I am.  A Recovery groupie!  

So, are you ready for the plan that will change your body, and your life?  Then choose Recovery!  You'll be glad you did.